Eli Says...

I was watching The Office while folding laundry. Eli passed through the livingroom during a scene where Michael Scott was talking to the camera. Eli said, "Is he the bad guy?"

I said, "No, he's not a bad guy."

Later, Dwight was talking to the camera. Eli said, "Is he the bad guy?"

I said, "No, he's not a bad guy."

Then Jim came on the screen. Eli said, "Is he the bad guy?"

I said, "Eli, there are no bad guys in this show."

Eli said, "Then what's the point?"