Dinner Conversations

Momma: Eli, slow down. You've almost eaten your whole wrap already and we haven't even said the prayer yet.

--- a few minutes later ---

Rylan: Why does this salad taste like barf?

Momma: It doesn't taste like barf.

Rylan: Yes, it does.

Eli: How do you know what barf tastes like? Do you eat your barf?

Rylan: Yes, I do. I throw up a little in my mouth and then I swallow it back down.

--- a few minutes later ---

Cole: I'm not going to eat my wrap, but the salad is really good.