Monday, February 11, 2013

Jokes by Eli

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Eli is funny. Or tries to be anyway. He hasn't quite gotten his timing down, but he's said a couple things lately that I thought were really clever.


I said to Miriam, "Cole asked me the other day why I wear basically the same thing everyday - a t-shirt, a cardigan, and jeans."

Miriam said, "I wear a sweatshirt and jeans everyday, and I've been wearing the same thing since high school."

Eli said, "Really?" and then leaned in to smell Miriam.


Lecturing the boys in the car, Michael said, "Annoyance is a two-way street."

Eli said, "So does that mean the street we're on is named Annoyance Street?"

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