Monday, February 11, 2013

Jokes by Eli

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Eli is funny. Or tries to be anyway. He hasn't quite gotten his timing down, but he's said a couple things lately that I thought were really clever.


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I said to Miriam, "Cole asked me the other day why I wear basically the same thing everyday - a t-shirt, a cardigan, and jeans."

Miriam said, "I wear a sweatshirt and jeans everyday, and I've been wearing the same thing since high school."

Eli said, "Really?" and then leaned in to smell Miriam.


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Lecturing the boys in the car, Michael said, "Annoyance is a two-way street."

Eli said, "So does that mean the street we're on is named Annoyance Street?"

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