Rylan: "What are you doing in there?
Me: Peeing.
Rylan: For that long?
Me: Yes.
Rylan: When I go pee, it never takes that long.
I may have been hiding out in the bathroom...
October 2, 2014
Cole: I don't like stir fry. The vegetables in it are gross.
Me: Stir fry has whatever vegetables you want in it.
Cole: No, stir fry has whatever vegetables YOU want in it.
Good point...
September 29, 2014 ·
Rylan: I don't like green beans.
Me: Try putting ranch dressing on them.
Rylan: It would take ALL the ranch dressing to get me to eat green beans.
September 8, 2014 ·
Cole's description of his first hockey practice: "It just hurts a lot."
August 17, 2014 ·
Cole singing the Wizard of Oz: "Somewhere over the combination of a clear solid or a liquid and light particles..."
July 25, 2014 ·
Cole: I didn't mean to hit you with the shopping cart, but I did laugh after I did it.
July 10, 2014 ·
· Cole to Eli: "Let's hug."
Eli to Cole: "Better not. I feel a fart coming on."
June 25, 2014 ·
Rylan just asked, "What's the name of that one restaurant? With the McFlurries?" I have mixed feelings about what this reveals about our family....
May 27, 2014 ·
Eli just shouted, "When will I get to eat this damn lollipop?"
May 9, 2014 ·
Cole: "I'm AAAIG. Academically, artistically, athletically, and intelligently gifted."
Me: "And humble."
Cole: "I know what that is...sarcasm."
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